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Started June 2, 2005 @ 2:07pm by otter
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Cat in HeavenJune 2, 2005 @ 2:07pm
One day a cat died and went to Heaven. God said to the cat: "You lived a good life and if there is anything I can do to make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please, don't hesitate to let Me know."

After a moment of thought, the cat replied: "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor. Just once would I like to have a nice soft pillow to call my own."

The Lord smiled, and a beautiful velvet pillow appeared out of nowhere.

A few days later eight farm mice were killed in an accident and went to Heaven. They, too, were greeted by God Himself with the same question. The mice answered: "All of our lives we've been chased by cats, dogs, and even by women with brooms. We never want to have to run again. Do you think we could have inline skates? They look like a lot of fun."

Suddenly all of them wore tiny inline skates with colorful little wheels.

About a week or so later, God visited the cat to see how she was doing.

Rolled up in a ball, she was laying on her pillow, sleeping. God gently woke her up and asked: "So, how do you like it up here?"

The cat stretched and yawned: "It is wonderful here! I love what you've done with the place. And great service! Those Meals On Wheels you've been sending me were a nice touch!"

Last Edit: June 2, 2005 @ 2:08pm by otter

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