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How Many Dogs Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb?
Started May 25, 2005 @ 11:56pm by otter
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| How Many Dogs Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb? | May 25, 2005 @ 11:56pm | Afghan:
Light bulb? What light bulb?
Australian Shepherd
Put all the bulbs in a little circle ...
Beagle:
Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?
Border Collie:
Just one? And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Chihuahua
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Dachshund:
I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Greyhound
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Hound Dog
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Irish Wolfhound
Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.
Labrador:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!!! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Mastiff:
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Malamute:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Pointer
I see it! There it is! Right there!
Rottweiller:
Go Ahead! Make me!
Shitzu:
Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.
Toy Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Cat:
You need light to see? |
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